Friday, July 8, 2011

Google bomb

"I figured it out."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yup. I know where I want to live. Well, I know what I want to live in."
"You mean like a house?"
"I'm ignoring your sarcasm and cutting straight to the point. Yes! Only not someone else's house that has been around thirty years and needs constant work. I thought about buying up a McMansion for cheap considering no one can afford that crap right now, but that would just be depressing. There's this company, quite a few actually, that will build a house to your specifications in their factory and deliver it to your property to finish the last bits of assembly. And if you don't want to bother with all that, they have a few designs to choose from."
"You want to live in a trailer?"
"No this - holy crap that does sound like a trailer park."
"Yeah. You're not really convincing me here."
"Okay. I know it sounds weird, but these are actually really nice. They're modern but homey, and built to be green. We could get solar panels on the roof and live completely off the grid."
"Wow. Hooo! I'm just gonna... uh..."
"What's wrong?"
"Think about everything you just told me."
"Okay. Okay. I know this isn't something that could happen any time soon, but if we really start saving up for the next couple of years we could have a go at it."
"Look. I know you're going through this phase thing right now. You've been spanning time at a job that isn't challenging you while you try and figure out what's next. I know you're getting antsy, but you can't go making plans based on a couple hours spent googling on company time. Not to mention that whole 'we' business is a little presumptuous."

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