Artsy Fartsy

"How can you call this art?"
"I never said it was good."
"We are sitting in a dark room listening to someone snore."
"Yup."
"And it doesn't piss you off?"
"What about this would piss me off? At most I'm bored."
"Someone is getting paid to call this art! Critics are probably raving about this as some sort of sensory deprivation chamber transporting you into a bed spooning a snorer."
"It works!"
"Not you too."
"No. I'm completely underwhelmed. So someone recorded their partner snoring because they didn't believe they snored. Whoop dee doo."
"Exactly! So why are you defending it?"
"I wouldn't say I'm defending it. I think it's pretty dumb, but it evoked a pretty strong reaction, and we both immediately came up with our own narrative to explain it. Sounds like art to me."
"Can we just get out of here? I'm hungry."
"Sure. Sushi?"
"Again?"
"I'm going back there every chance I get until that waitress agrees to a date."
"Dude, this isn't a sitcom. at some point she's going to take a restraining order out on you. On us. Then where are we gonna get fish that good?"
"I'm getting to her. I can tell."
"Fine. Whatever."