"I think I read too much about this whole update thing. Now I feel like I have to perform all this maintenance just to make sure I'm still up to snuff."
"Was that a metaphor? I know what you're talking about, but you were just vague enough, and your tone had just enough wist..."
"Talk about a Freudian slip."
"Holy crap, really? I was like, ninety-eight percent joking."
"Think about it. You know how I've felt for a while now that I need some big changes in my life?"
"You're serious."
"Hell yes. Here I am, now that it's finally out, spending my entire evening reading up on everything I should do before a major upgrade. Maintenance, updates, memory, I want to do it all after not really caring for the past two years."
"So you're saying you're diving head first into this as a way to channel that potential energy into something with results that are practically guaranteed with a very specific path laid out before you."
"Exactly!"
"That's fucking dumb."
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