Friday, July 22, 2011

Did you notice it's hot outside?

"This heat is egregious. I thought we were supposed to be in the temperate zone."
"You know, that's what I thought too, but then I started walking around a little, and it wasn't too bad."
"It's over a hundred degrees out there! I feel like the air is sticking to me, and as I keep walking around I start to get a tail of humidity trailing after me and weighing me down."
"I don't know. I walked outside expecting to immediately pass out, but then this hot breeze blew up and it was oddly invigorating. People were obviously trying very hard to spend as little time outside as possible, so I had a nice easy stroll."
"I think you broke."
"I know! Once it hits seventy-eight I'm usually down for the count, but I've been doing a lot better in the heat lately."
"Maybe you're mutating."
"So my X power is not being completely destroyed by intense heat? It's not like I wasn't sweating at all, I just wasn't oozing liquid out of every pore on my body."
"Pyrokinesis man. There's a fire building inside of you and pretty soon you will either learn how to harness its power, or be consumed by it."
"Call me back when you've written the comic book."

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