Lithu-whatian?

[Blogger seems to be having some serious issues, so I’m writing to you from Word this evening to be copied and pasted at a later date.]

Boy does Lithuania know how to make a label. What more could any self-respecting beer drinker want to look at all night than the naked back of a finely shaped woman sporting a tattoo of the top half of a lobster with some kind of lobster tail not-even-half-skirt hanging down to barely obscure her seemingly not-so-ample glutes? Enticing in its utter strangeness, the alcohol content only serves to aid in the appreciation of this apparition. A non-sequitur blatantly vying for the lowest-common consumer and art, all at once.