The box seller

Some marketing thought up this wonderful marketing ploy for styrofoam coolers of all things. One would think these little petroleum wonders sell themselves. A cheap way to keep your beer and hard lemonade cool on that impromptu beach escapade that you won't feel bad about throwing away when you're through with it.

Now these environmental killjoys are the perfect vehicle for exacting your revenge through inebriation. Whether you're working up the courage to hook up with that one girl who's totally been flirting with you ever since the break-up, or you want to stick it to your boss by coming in the next morning unable to complete a sentence or take off your sunglasses, this is the cooler for you.