The Abortion Van

What are they? Unfortunately, there isn't enough space on the side of this truck to list any, so visit our website and we'll tell ya.

What will you find there? The initial pages will seem innocuous enough. We'll acknowledge the existence of the morning after pill and abortion, and invite you to learn about ALL your options. Then we will proceed to scare whatever shit hasn't already been scared out of you. That's right, we got you good. You thought we were going to give you a fair and balanced accounting of everything available to you, and in a Fox News sort of way, we did. We can empirically tell you that your only option is to have that baby. If you do anything else you are a terrible person who will most likely die a terrible death and go to hell.

Let's all raise a glass to tricking girls into having babies they aren't ready for!