Monday, March 28, 2011

Get with it.

Here's a lamp. I made it for you.

You took an old plastic camera, shoved a lightbulb in the flash, put it on the table, and called it a lamp?

Uh, yeah. I had you especially in mind when I made it, so I wanted you to have it.

Okay, first of all, it doesn't even have a lampshade.

You need to grow out of 20th century definitions. You're only holding yourself back by refusing to stare into the raw compact fluorescent light.

I think I'm saving my eyes.

Whatever, you wouldn't understand art if it kissed you right on the eye.

...What?

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