Sigh

"Woah. How'd you get that scar?"
"Funny story. I was getting home from work one evening, this was before I moved out here, and there was this parking lot right next to the sidewalk that was raised off the ground about three feet, maybe four. Long story short, this guy driving a Bug hits the gas instead of the brake backing into his parking spot and knocks me over, landing right on top of me. I remember having my head pinned down forcing me to look at my house down at the next corner, and then waking up in the hospital a couple days later. Four of my ribs were broken and punctured my skin. I had a head wound, broken leg, and they needed to do some serious surgery on my shoulder to keep my right arm working, but that scar was my ribs."
"What's supposed to be funny about that?"