Joke salad

"What did the elephant say to the kangaroo?"
"I'm rolling my eyes."
"You are mistaken sir. I would never forget a gentleman with such a fine pouch as yours."
"Was that a joke?"
"Okay. So a photographer, a rabbi, and a skin diver walk into a bar."
"Can you hear me?"
"And he flips on the lights."
"Are you alright?"
"Turns out the bartender has a wide range of hobbies."
"Will you please stop?"
"What's the difference between a zebra and your mother?"
"Seriously. What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"Come on."
"What is it called when your schadenfreude gets tangled up in a weasel?'
"That's it. I'm taking you to the hospital."
"Spelunking in Leningrad!"