Going Roag

This infuriating story of one woman hell-bent on destroying America looks deep into Palin's motivations for going all Broken Arrow on the country she loves. How did she learn to manipulate the media? Easy, high-school popularity. Why did she resign her position as governor of Alaska? She wanted to re-live her glory days as a "reporter" and get back on TV.

One paragraph in and I'm already bored of a book I will never read, so I'll skip to the final scene. Evening news programs across the nation run a story about the latest suicide cult. The O.M.G. (Original Mama Grizzly) finally succumbed to complications due to repeated Botox injections, and her flag-pinned, barely-there-bespectacled followers gathered in suburbs across the nation to do the final deed with massive doses of Ambien and wine coolers. The real story of the next few days is not the failed ideologue, but the women who failed to follow her into oblivion, gaining a new lease on a (hopefully) productive, independent thinking, happy life.