Abomination

Ever seen a Reaver?
Well, only in the picture shows.
Then you seen enough of 'em, son. Ain't nothin' a Reaver's done that can't be imagined up by some studio executive looking to shock a few people enough to keep 'em interested more'n a few minutes.
How would you know?
When I was just a young'n, they came to my home. My parents hid me in a special spot they had dug in our basement. Wasn't big enough for all of us yet. I stayed hid until the next morning. All's I found of the place that was recognizable was this here egg beater. I don't know if it was ours and they decided to make it all evil lookin', or it they brought it with 'em. Just know that it was a mite gorier when I found it. Don't know why I held on to it back then or all these years later, but it serves as a reminder...
A reminder of what?
You'll find out soon enough, kiddo.